“It’s not that I have a diarrhea baby and I don’t want another one…I have LOTS of needs.”
— Meghan on shopping at CVS for pedialite and condoms, realizing she should also buy additional items so she doesn’t become the victim of judgement by onlookers
"your bra strap is showing"
that’s my dick
(Source: thorodjnson, via seriousblathering)