January 2012
79 posts
“Is this that girl with the giant tits?”
– Kienan asking about a Dolly Parton song at bar
“It wakes me up!”
– student excuse for making out with his girlfriend in the hallway
John Steinbeck on Falling in Love: A 1958 Letter... →
youmightfindyourself:
New York November 10, 1958
Dear Thom:
We had your letter this morning. I will answer it from my point of view and of course Elaine will from hers.
First — if you are in love — that’s a good thing — that’s about the best thing that can happen to anyone. Don’t let anyone make it small or light to you.
Second — There are several kinds of love. One is a selfish, mean,...
“I have something to offer here…this summer im.gonna.pick.up some married...”
– Buddy
“JUST LIKE IT AND LET ME!”
– BUDDY
“T REX ARMS: …Stop that shit before i saw them off…its what i...”
– Fellow teacher
“I began this race with a sense of calling, knowing a calling never guarantees a...”
– Rick Perry • For example, the line could be busy …
“Only YOU can stop…licking your balls”
– Kienan channels smokey bear to inspire new pup to stop licking his infected scrotum
“I’ve never been with a horse butt”
– Kienan
“I queefed a pizza!”
– Tara
“Im okay with dead babies on a plane”
– Audrey
“I got so angry i pooped a boner”
– Tara
A conversation about Pizza Fucking
I could just give you a pizza and leave for three years and you wouldnt even notice, youd just be like, “ive just been fucking.this pizza this whole time.”
…” I dont even know how to fuck a pizza.”
” i think you just have to let it get old and really hard.”
“Teachers dont like money, they be burnin money, I seen ‘em after...”
– Student answer to the argument “Should Teachers Get Paid More?”
Public School
I was informed today by an egofat police officer that the phone stolen out of my desk yesterday is an item I am responsible for. In an act of trying to keep students on task by taking away their phones when they text in class, I may have cost myself $250…for trying to DO MY JOB. Why am I surprised?
Public School
Still at work on a Friday, finally got my lessons planned, go to copy the materials, and the downstairs copier is jammed, upstairs copier has no toner. Why am I surprised?
Why you should read Luis Alberto Urrea
“To the sea. Among strangers. The rest of her life would be played out, she feared, among strangers.”
“She remembered the day Tomas realized she was his daughter, the way the emotions rippled across his face like wind on water…”
“The train rocked, its wheels endlessly clacketed on the rails, a vast sewing maching stitching America together, and its lulling...
“I guess my dick wasnt that huge”
– madeline
ShortFormBlog: Foxconn workers threaten mass... →
shortformblog:
Taking “strike” to a whole new level: It’s been reported that workers at Foxconn’s factory in Wuhan, China (where they make those XBOX 360s we’re all so fond of) were so incensed over an alleged reneging by the company on severance pay, as well as a factory closure, that they issued a dire…
