March 2012
94 posts
“You’ve got two boots right? You could get at least one carrot.”
– Ryanford
February 2012
87 posts
“miss, youre getting to the second hole and thats it”
– a student tries to communicate to my student teacher that she is only writing on the notebook paper until she gets to the second hole in the margin. the class erupts with laughter.
Killer bats
Currently in a meeting at work. An announcement has been made that a bat is loose in the building. In our meeting, we hear students in the hallway screaming “that bat is gonna kill me!!!”.
Check out this mud flap girl.
http://i.imgur.com/jHOuh.png
“It sucks when you look at someone and the first thing you think of is HATE.”
– Colleague surveying fellow employee in meeting today
cardboard box guilt
I have had three enormous cardboard boxes in my living room for weeks and I cant bring myself to throw them away. I could make a coffin, a doorway, an awesome fort!
I feel like if I were a kid I would have already made worlds within worlds in those cardboard boxes…and what does it mean now that they stand quiet, unpainted, untouched, and banished to the corner of my living room- next to my...
“If you need assistance schleping dictionaries, call _______ and I will send able...”
– - School librarian email about the collection of dictionaries for state testing
just another reason why I love the new self proclaimed “black hearted” librarian at our school this year
“But…the Bible doesn’t talk about dinosaurs…and dinosaurs were the coolest thing...”
– Ryanford remembers the moment he lost faith in the church
dujardins:
e-pic:
Plot twist: Suddenly Oprah shows up and has an Oscar for everyone under their chairs.
#except leonardo dicaprio
i dont want one of those
am i the only one who is embarrassed by the size of these diamonds on fingers of married women? how many books could you buy? meals? homeless dogs? HIV meds for orphans in Africa? but no, that money sits on your finger doing nothing for humanity, nothing for the world. nothing at all.
swing
legs dangle and
kick.
a (place)
between falling
and flying.
cant feel the ground,
sky does not exist,
the earth does not run;
(from me)
suspended
not here
not there
memory
reaching for
thin crackers
with my fingertips
feels like playing
MEMORY
with my grandmother
(a bird on every card)
Rick Santorum - wants to make blowjobs illegal is a cock sucker
http://m.quickmeme.com/meme/368pm8/
I loved my job until 4:15
Currently in a meeting where i am drilled on the many ways I can lose my teaching certificate If I make any “mistakes” when proctoring a state test that I abhorrently disagree with. Unfortunate ending to a day that my students made perfect for me.
How Do You Get Pink Eye?
fakescience:
“if you have a myspace page, get out of this class”
– my student teacher bein real with our students
“There’s no BAM BAM!”
– Zoober
I'd hate to be one of Santorum's kids for many... →
Google's reportedly making a pair of glasses that... →
shortformblog:
People who constantly reach into a pocket to check a smartphone for bits of information will soon have another option: a pair of Google-made glasses that will be able to stream information to the wearer’s eyeballs in real time.
According to several Google employees familiar with the project who asked not to be named, the glasses will go on sale to the public by the end of the...
“If we’re nothing more than our thoughts and passions, and if our thoughts...”
– R. Scott Bakker, The Darkness That Comes Before
dear students
if you dont want me to catch you plagiarizing shamelessly, dont use phrases like “long lasting fortitude”…especially when you are writing a persuasive paper on why boys are more intelligent than girls. in addition, if you are a boy writing a paper about why boys are smarter than girls, perhaps you should be smart enough to write your own effing paper eh?
student speak
Girl: “I’ll kick you in the face!”
Boy: “Im STILL gonna look good!”
“Again I appreciate all you do with all these kids and thank you for letting me...”
– best email i have ever gotten from a student’s parent!
Dear half priced books on north lamar
I love you, you know that…but why do you smell like my dog just drank a bunch of coffee after her afternoon snack (of backyard poop) and barfed it all up?
